There's Something About Mary

What a ferocious hot trannylicious mess this show is and the finale delivered.

Jenelle:

• Oh hi Babs… I’m in jail for… breaking & entering and marijuana possession and paraphernalia… but I WANT TO SEE JASE because I’m a good Mom. I have a job and go to school! Ugh, seriously? SERIOUSLY? 
• Keiffa. I’m so over this mess. On to the next Janelle. Who leaves their gf and runs off when the cops come to let her go down with the sinking ship? Wake up Janelle, he’s a loser. On to the next. FOCUS ON YOUR SON!  
• Janelle’s 21 year old friend who signed papers to bail “Keiffa” out. The whole time Matt & I were watching this, we were CRINGING and saying “NOOOOO, don’t do it you idiot!” Why would you ever sign papers to bail someone out knowing that if they run off (which Keiffa probably will) you are responsible for paying $2000? WHO does that? How is that a good idea? Oh and you’re responsible for getting him to go to show up to his appointed court date too? Good luck, guy. 
• Honestly, the best place for these people to be is jail. They really need to get their lives together because they keep doing the same dumb crap ALL the time.

Chelsea:

• Well, Adam is a creep and I’m sick of watching this girl make excuses for him even when her family intervenes and tries to talk some sense into her.
• I honestly think her mom and dad are enablers. If I had a kid and didn’t finish High School and was struggling to get my GED/a job/get my life together/be a mom… they would definitely not pay for me to live in a house with my deadbeat on again/off again boyfriend or my best friend. 
• Do you notice that when she whines she adds an -uh to the end of everything “Maaam-uh, stop lecturing me!”
• Get it together! Leave Adam in the dust. Finish your GED. Go to beauty school and realize you don’t need a man to be happy!

Leah:

• Well how can I not mention the camo themed wedding? 
• The groom’s tie? I mean I can’t. I just can’t. It wasn’t even a REAL tie, it had a bungee around the neck that he hid under the collar. WHAT IN THE WORLD?
• Coonskin park was pretty nice
• Matt said that camo aside, they were the most “normal” couple and actually attempted to do things properly so I give them that
• The babies were adorable, especially glasses kid. 
• She was a really beautiful bride. Easy on the eyeliner next time gf. Less is more. Less is more. Less is more.
• CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL US WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER BABY’S LEGS ALREADY? I MEAN ARE THEY REALLY GOING TO LET THIS STORY LINE GO ON FOR ANOTHER SEASON? 

Kail:

• I really don’t have much to say about her she’s a pretty good mom and she IS trying to go to school, hold 2 jobs, so she can eventually get an apartment. Props to her
• Minus a million points for a screaming/cussing match in front of her kid. That was completely unnecessary and just goes to show how immature and young they both are
• Joe has some anger issues and Kail sometimes eggs it on, but I will say that nobody deserves to be called names especially by the father of their child
• Good call on getting the custody arrangements on paper. I feel like that will help her in the end