There's Something About Mary

fishingboatproceeds: I like to imagine that they are married to...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:52:40 -0400

I like to imagine that they are married to each other now.

I just want my bod to look like this for 2 seconds in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:59:00 -0400

I just want my bod to look like this for 2 seconds in life… preferably for 2 seconds on my wedding day… long enough to take a picture.

cockenblog: The escalating cameos in this made me really...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:56:16 -0400

cockenblog:

The escalating cameos in this made me really happy.

This is my life. No, where are you FROMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:44:36 -0400

This is my life.

No, where are you FROMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

definitelyjennifer: i don’t usually shop BR any more because...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:34:00 -0400

definitelyjennifer:

i don’t usually shop BR any more because their prices are just ridiculous and i don’t think the quality is that great (i’m, however, am happy to shop BR Factory any day of the week because i think you’re paying for what you’re getting)

anyway… i kind of LOVE this Milly for BR dress

now if only maxi dresses looked decent on me.

I wish this were a short dress. I’ll probably buy it anyway.

gastrogirl: homemade bbq sweet potato chips. Home sweet home

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:54:51 -0400

gastrogirl:

homemade bbq sweet potato chips.

Home sweet home

georgetakei: The King of Videobombs. This is how I want to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:29:17 -0400

georgetakei:

The King of Videobombs.

This is how I want to leave work today.

Friday

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:31:03 -0400

I don’t even know how I’m physically functioning today. Last night… my coworkers and I ran up a $2,000 tab.

Today, everyone is a HOT MESS and I kind of love it.

As usual… it seems like Fridays are when everything falls apart. We’re all complaining to each other about annoyances that are well underway and it’s not even 10AM yet. We’re basically all laughing about it because nobody wants to do anything since we’re all peacing out for memorial day.

I really love the people I work with. There are days like today where it’s just nice to be able to say FUCK THIS and just laugh about it while half these guys are still hungover.

At least it’s a 3 day weekend.

butyourelikereallypretty: But You’re Like Really Hilarious,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:21:06 -0400

butyourelikereallypretty:

But You’re Like Really Hilarious, Nene Leakes

24 Signs You're from Virginia

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:55:03 -0400

24 Signs You're from Virginia:

twohippiechic:

Home to George Washington, Pocahontas and AOL. Sic semper tyrannis!

This makes me laugh. A lot. I try to explain to people that when I was bored growing up, I just went to the mall…but they don’t understand how epic the mall was.

Fun fact: My dad was promoted to Director of Technology for the National Security Council as a result of Ollie North’s scandal. Fancy.

In all my travels and of all the places I’ve lived, there’s no place I’d rather call home than The Commonwealth.

tallgirltales: Super cute “regatta” tank from J.Crew. I liked...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:39:26 -0400

tallgirltales:

Super cute “regatta” tank from J.Crew. I liked it even before I realized that the colorful print was full of tiny boats…I suppose the name regatta should have been a clue.

P.S. $30 off of $150+, $50 off of $200+, $75 off of $250+ with code SHOPNOW through 5/26.

They have shorts with this print and heels with this print.

AHHHHHHHHHHH.

People are dumb

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:21:06 -0400

Someone stole my iPhone charger at work. Get in this morning and it’s gone. No note… nothing.
Have this dude messaging me on LinkedIn multiple times looking for a job. I ask him to just send me an e-mail (emails are free, LinkedIn InMails are limited per month… didn’t want to waste them on this guy). I politely tell him that we are not hiring. He freaks out and writes… “then y did u ask me to send a mail ……..i couldn’t get it. Is it u wanna keep friendship with me or what..????????????????” - Strike 1: that sentence being grammatically incorrect. Strike 2: Who talks to a future employer that way? Strike 3: Unprofessional. Girl, bye.

This little game has taken over my life lately.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:22:24 -0400

This little game has taken over my life lately.

azizisbored: Jimmy Fallon Interview: Part 1 - Late Nights and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:47:40 -0400

azizisbored:

Jimmy Fallon Interview: Part 1 - Late Nights and Dating in the Texting Era…

OMG you guys… Matt is not here to stop me. There’s a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:41:16 -0400

OMG you guys… Matt is not here to stop me.

There’s a J.Crew event at a store near me tomorrow and you can bet your ass I’m picking these two dresses up. EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!

One for lil sis’ graduation and one for funsies?

Buy these here and here.

buzzfeed: Benedict Cumberbatch is actually just an awesome...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:25:01 -0400

buzzfeed:

Benedict Cumberbatch is actually just an awesome goofball.

thecollegeprepster: The most perfect iPhone case that ever...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:22:19 -0400

thecollegeprepster:

The most perfect iPhone case that ever was.

"I would love to say that you make me weak in the knees but to be quite upfront and..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:59:34 -0400

“I would love to say
that you
make me
weak in the knees
but
to be quite upfront
and completely
truthful
you
make my body
forget
it has knees
at all.”

- Derrick Brown, Love Language (via cad-y)

tallgirltales: Cute lobster sweater from Asos.

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:58:39 -0400

tallgirltales:

Cute lobster sweater from Asos.

Kevin Durant donates $1 million to Red Cross for disaster relief

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:48:12 -0400

Kevin Durant donates $1 million to Red Cross for disaster relief:

Thunder star forward Kevin Durant is giving back to his community in a big time of need, donating $1 million to the Red Cross for disaster relief.

Slow clap for Kevin Durant.