Real talk you guys… if some guy with a hot ass accent was all like “SURPRISE!!! I basically own Downton Abbey and I have all this money and I’m really a lord/duke/prince and I like you for loving me for me!!!”
Do you think any girl would be like “I hate you for lying to me goodbye forever!”
Um no. And that’s why all those girls were like oh cool, free trip to a foreign land to stay at your sweet palace? Let’s DO this.
And even though it didn’t work out with Alison or Melissa.. not a single girl was like “ugh, this big ginormous beautiful house - I could never live here.”