There's Something About Mary

Quick thoughts on RHONJ last night:

• Do the Giudices have to ruin everything in the world? 
• Remember when Theresa was all pissed at her brother for telling his wife everything and how she NEVER does that? Cut to the beginning scene of Mr. & Mrs. Juicy in the car… hypocrite. 
• Juicy Joe is on roids right? He’s like fat and muscular at the same time and he’s totally got man boobs aka gynecomastia aka he’s on roids. 
• Plus that scene in the car? Roid rage - total roid rage. He got way too upset threatening to beat everyone up (including his parents). I just need to remind everyone that this is a grown man who is a father of 4. 
• Gia’s bra situation - so so funny. 
• Tug of War Field day seemed like such a great idea in theory, but of course as usual, the Giudices have to ruin EVERYTHING. 
• Gia’s meltdown was out of control and so stupid. Wonder who she gets it from.
• Love when Caroline’s son said, “Kathy is made of porcelain dolls, rainbows, and child’s laughter.” Because that’s the TRUTH.