There's Something About Mary

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"Im 98.7% finer then any Persian man I have ever seen- the nose, perfect, the grill, the chompers - they’re perfect. Just keep going down from there - the stomach, flat, the legs, juicy and the best thing about me is im very humble."

Shahs of Sunset is just one of those shows you happen to catch while flipping channels and while flipping channels one day, Matt and I came across this PHENOMENAL monolog by Reza (the only character on that show worth seeing on TV) and we couldn’t stop laughing and have been quoting this all week!

Stomach? FLAT!

Legs? JUICY!

But the best thing about me is I’m humble.

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    Humble! XD
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    For some odd reason, I find Reza to be hot, kind of. Persian daddy!!!
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  9. girlwithcurlsandglasses said: i also caught this while flipping channels. HILARIOUS
  10. melissabea said: secretly love this show .. glad i’m not alone .. reza CRACKS me up
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