There's Something About Mary

I had some food poisoning this week as a result of the room temperature food I inhaled at the Superbowl game viewing party I went to this weekend… I just started eating solids yesterday (kind of) and did a little bit better today (fried rice and saltines… lunch/dinner of champs). 

Basically I’m really effing hungry and I imagine that by the end of the week, I will be 100% back to normal. 

So I kind of want to go balls to the wall and eat some prime rib to make up for the lack of food I’ve been eating this week. 

Since Matt is not around for me to take him on a hot date, does anyone want to come have dinner with me and watch me stuff my face with prime rib? I mean you can be healthy if you want to… but I prefer that you be a fatty with me… obvs.

Meghanunc… I’m lookin at you girrrrrrrl.