some days, the world of academia amazes...
professor: and i'm sure all of you have a copy of the constitution in your pockets like i do.
professor: (waits a moment, goes to jacket, pulls copy of constitution out of the breast pocket)
professor: i used to have another, but i think it got lost in the laundry, so this is my back-up.
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I'm not going to lie... I carried a periodic table card with me for 4 years. Actually I had 2, just in case I lost one. The card was the size of a credit card and it was made out of plastic so it was really sturdy and it was Virginia Tech colors... I loved it, but in retrospect, what loser carries around 2 periodic tables with them at all times?
Nov 10th