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Born To Die - Lana Del Rey

Lana Del Rey has been on heavy rotation lately. I can’t get enough of this song! 

Don’t make me sad, don’t make me cry

Sometimes love is not enough and the road gets tough

I don’t know why

Keep making me laugh,

Lets go get high

The road is long, we carry on

Try to have fun in the meantime

I don’t know why everyone is up in arms about Snooki being pregnant. Let’s be honest… this baby is going to be born into Guido Royalty and will grow up listening to the fresh beats of his or her godfather DJ Pauly D and have the best spray tan and blow outs that money can buy. 

It’s not like this kid will have a hard life. 

Fine I give in Tumblr… I will play the game too. 
My view today: Windy City Red Hots
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Fine I give in Tumblr… I will play the game too. 

My view today: Windy City Red Hots

Welcome to the diary of a fat kid.

  • K: I have a friend here in Pittsburgh who reminds me so much of you!
  • Me: Why is she a big jerk?

Ummmm… anyone dare to bring up that sanctity of marriage debate? 

catinreallife:

shewasalwayskristielee:

Woman Marries Building

If you do one thing today, watch this video to remind yourself how normal you are.

This just made my day. People are amazing. 

I find myself always coming back to this wedding. She looked FLAWLESS. So classic and beautiful. 

Can the powers that be get me to look half as good on the big day or just in general? Puh leeze?

Fred Durst with dark hair or Justin Bieber’s Dad?

Mindy Kaling in talks with FOX to star in, write, and produce a new show.

Mindy‘s brainchild is about a young Bridget Jones-type doctor trying to navigate both her personal and professional lives.”

I am ON BOARD!!! Please let this work out!

According to all the make up gurus on youtube… Wet n Wild makes the best gel eyeliner. It supposedly doesn’t smudge and lasts all day. The greatest thing about this is that it’s the cheapest of all the drug store brands so it’s a really good deal. 
My CVS was sold out of this today and the lady said she’d get more in my Thursday which is PERFECT because I can totally use the $10 for $20 CVS Living Social deal I bought this morning and HOARD this stuff. 

According to all the make up gurus on youtube… Wet n Wild makes the best gel eyeliner. It supposedly doesn’t smudge and lasts all day. The greatest thing about this is that it’s the cheapest of all the drug store brands so it’s a really good deal. 

My CVS was sold out of this today and the lady said she’d get more in my Thursday which is PERFECT because I can totally use the $10 for $20 CVS Living Social deal I bought this morning and HOARD this stuff. 

FINALLY!!!!

I am so excited right now! I just found the most amazing eyebrow threader and she lives down the street from me! YESSSSSSS! For the past year, I’ve been all over the place so I never had a steady “go to” lady when it came to eyebrow grooming. I’d go to some rando at a kiosk in the mall or I’d go to a random store in the mall. Every single time, I was disappointed with the result and upset that I paid $12 plus tip for sub par service. 

This lady has a nice salon in her basement (that’s not creepy). She’s super professional and aside from threading, she offers a ton of other services like facials, haircuts, manis, etc! If you live in the area and you’re looking for someone who will make your brows awesome, message me and I’ll give you her info.

SHE’S THE BEST!!!!!!!!